A PRESS RELEASE
FOR ALL INTERESTED COUGARS:
DYLAN MARRON CAN BE SEEN in the LAST TWO SHOWS (...for a long time!) OF RIDGEFIELD MIDDLE SCHOOL TALENT NITE in NEW YORK CITY! And YES, ADULT LADIES, HE IS SINGLE AND EAGER to meet ALL VARIETIES of FISH IN THE SEA.
DETAILS TO FOLLOW ON HOW TO CATCH THE ALL-TIME CATCH, KNOWN TO SOME AS "THE NARROW BOY-FOX", SEEN BELOW WITH LOLLY.
Ridgefield Middle School Talent Nite
Starring SEXY DYLAN MARRON and Jo Firestone
Tuesday, December 22 at 9:30pm
and
Tuesday, December 29 at 9:30pm
the People's Improv Theater
154 w. 29th Street, between 6th and 7th Ave
New York, New York
Tickets are $8
to purchase tickets, go to http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/ 88380
what's with the slanting of this advertisement towards jo? doesn't dylan deserve infinitsmal type and little to no mention of talent too?
ReplyDeleteI just really think this needs to be brought to your attention